GROOOOOOOAAAAAN

That’s the sound I make when I’m full of macaroni and cheese, like I am right now. Nick had a “Mac & Cheese Throwdown,” where himself, Jeff, and his friend Chris all cooked their own variations of macaroni & cheese. Logan, a few lady friends (WINK WINK WINKS WINKERS), and myself judged the various dishes. Jeff made Stouffer’s mac and cheese because he’s a lazy shit (note from Jeff: This is not true, I made it from scratch it just tasted that way). Chris used bleu cheese in his because he’s a ballsy motherfucker. And Nick made some insane seven cheese concoction because he’s a cheater and had this contest rigged from the get go. A practicing chef can’t just challenge a guy who works at a supermarket and a guy who works at a gas station to a cook off. Obliviously Nick’s dish was the best, but fair and square this contest was not.

With the help of Chris, Nick’s tech-savvy friend, we’re hoping to get an Innet Nut forum up sometime in the near future. Logan has offered to moderate it, but if you knew Logan like I do, you would know that he’s just out to ban everybody and ruin it. I’m pretty darn tootin’ excited at the prospect of a fan community that I can interact with. Imagine how disappointed I’ll be when I discover that there’s no fan community at all. I’ll be Disappointmentville USA!

It’s 2008! Maybe this year won’t be as horrible as last year! Oh who am I kidding? Time stands still in Disappointville USA UNIVERSE TIME PARADOX NOOOOOOOOOOOOO