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I’m writing this Happs from the wide open road.
My carcolepsy (car-induced narcolepsy) momentarily subdued, I decided to
take this chance to put pen to paper. I’m accompanying two friends to
Santa Rosa (CA) to secure a chicken coop that they purchased on
craigslist.
I, however, have my own agenda. I’m trying to hunt down a copy of Zack
and Wiki: Quest for Barbados’ Treasure for the Wii.
Disappointmentville had turned up nothing, so I thought that venturing
outside of its depressing grip might yield better results. I was sadly
mistaken, as I hit a dead end, but I don’t know what I was expecting
from Best Buy and Target. Still, it’s terrifying to see
Disappointmentville slowly but surely wrap its rotten mouth around such
a big city as Santa Rosa. I fear that, before too long, I’ll be a
resident of the United States of Disappointment. Or you could say that I
already am, with the way this administration is handling things.
BA-ZING!
So Jeff is on his hiatus, as you could surely tell from the crudely
drawn comic. His hiatus
couldn’t have come at a worst time, as Call of Duty 4, Super Mario
Galaxy, and Assassin’s Creed all hit in the next two weeks. Add that
to my list of recently acquired games, like Zack and Wiki (which I
finally found at Gamestop), The Simpsons Game, and Ace Combat 6, and
things are getting pretty ridiculous. I feel like I’m a squirrel
storing nuts for the winter, expect I’m storing videogames instead of
nuts, and instead of winter, it’s the zombie apocalypse.
Oh man, I hope it’s the zombie apocalypse.
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